I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
