I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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