ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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