Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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