I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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