i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
