It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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