Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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