I need help removing her.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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