Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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