do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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