dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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