I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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