in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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