I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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