Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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