Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
