I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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