If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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