Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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