How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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