at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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