Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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