Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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