Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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