you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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