And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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