Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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