this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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