I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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