pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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