You're so nebulous sometimes
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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