Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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