i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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