Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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