Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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