The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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