i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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