Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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