i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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