Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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