Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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