can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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