How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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