? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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