somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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