I feel great
I just peed on a car
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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