So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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