I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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