...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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