is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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